Long story short? The old server died. It was a Fedora 15 Virtual Machine that during the updates, got badly crippled, to the point of no reboot. It died a miserable death, but thanks to eSecureData, I managed to backup everything via a LiveCD.
Now, the site’s hosted on a Centos 6.2 server. I’m going for stable this time. I don’t have time to mend the wounds from the “Bleeding Edge”
Some parts of the site are still unavailable. I’ll be slowly restoring these throughout the day(s).